«Feel that little stab in the back from your own bros yet?»: Karen Karapetyan

Hey poqrik xmbak,

Hope you can still taste the Brussels sprouts and Paris croissants. Must feel great to be backed by Macron—who, just like you, has already lost his voters’ trust. Feel that little stab in the back from your own bros yet?

Quick reminder: our own Constitution (Article 6, remember?) obliges Armenia to carry out international court decisions. If that sounds inconvenient, go ahead and give the neighbours a call—maybe they can announce that this clause, too, stands in the way of the peace. You only seem to care about constitutions when they belong to the neighbours. Also, don’t forget your favourite Erdogan book—I’m sure there’s a chapter on dodging international court orders.

So, if you’re so keen on the European track, start by doing the European thing: execute the Stockholm decision. Judges up there don’t care about Facebook posts. And unlike good old Armen Danielyan and the rest of your carefully trained, perpetually nervous bench, those judges don’t fetch on command.

Everyone sees the real script: a quick EU photo-op and your march against the Church, masking your deep bow toward Ankara. No self-respecting Armenian is buying tickets to that show.